From the Desk of the Creator

Blahsadfeguie · 10-07-2009

Friends, humans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I've always wanted to do a spinoff of a Shakespeare quote. Mehehe.

You may have noticed a shift in your surroundings lately...

I'm sure many of you have been rather unsatisfied of the old configuration of our great land. Seriously, it was shaped like a baseball diamond. And it was run a lot like a baseball game, as well. You start at the home plate (well, the Pitcher's mound if you're looking at it right) and you go to each of the bases in turn, defeating the infielders, which for example was my Robo-Articuno on first base, and collecting the Odd Diamonds along the way while avoiding the outfielders (Dimensional Guard) that wanted to tag, and subsequently kill, you.

Not anymore!

I have given the world a complete and total makeover. Now instead of the boring sports-style layout (I doubt anyone would be here if they liked sports), I have made the world 352% bigger! There are three continents now, each of which have at least two cities, and 4 or 5 unique areas! Also, the levels of insanity were too much for my tiny squadron of Odd Diamonds - so I created 13 more of them. There is now one for each type, hidden throughout the land.

But don't you dare think about going after them, or you'll rocket to the top of the Guard's hit list! So unless you want to end up a forgotten pile of ashes to be mixed in with the soil and used as cheap fertilizer that only the weeds would bother growing in, I suggest you stay away from these places.

And definitely don't gather all 17 of them and take them to the center of Daetus, just outside of Flintan Canyon where the giant ring-shaped rock formation is. And even if you do, DO NOT place them in the 17 little slots to open the portal into the Creator's sacred land! You won't last 2 seconds with the high-level guardians and legendaries. Not even if you bring an army of humans. So don't even THINK about trying to overthrow me as revenge for plucking you helplessly out of your home world. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Just go find a house in a town you're comfortable with and live the rest of your life there. You might as well, as it sure beats high expectations in a corrupt society where money is God and you can't hope to make a living without huge wads of it. AKA the first dimension.

Have a nice life,

The Creator